The Dog Treat Gun

From the Archive:

I was in a school and a huge dragon like creature was hanging out in one of the open halls. I tossed an explosive device and it stuck to the armor of the beast. I then walked around with a detonator waiting for the appropriate time to trigger it. I reach a paradox. When the beast was indoors I did not want to kill it because I would also kill the children in the school. When the beast was outdoors I did not want to kill it because it was rather majestic, and no longer a threat. The conflict sprawled out into a war, in which we (USA) were fighting against some other country (Mexico?). I could see their army preparing and training (down the street past AL’s? My street is a on a peninsula, but it was not so in the dream) while my army was receiving reinforcements up by KA’s house. Trucks came through filled with colored balloons, and I was thinking wtf… until someone explained that there were tanks hidden inside. A person similar to James Bond handed me a strange pistol that seemed more like a stapler at first. To shoot it I had to twirl it around, which meant it was facing me for a moment, which seemed absurd. The more I used the gun the more complex it got, till I realized it had a slot that would fire dog treats to lure guard dogs away, and a fan that if pointed downward would allow me to fly. As I floated I saw that our team was receiving transformers to fight in the battle, and realized that this might be part of a new transformers movie.